For some reason, Oliver from Hannah Montana reminds me of pudding.
That's cute.
Same, I didn't even get to be tarzan this summer
i was so drunk that there were 2 of her, and i didn't know which one to fuck
Did we have sex last night or did we just wake up naked covered in oil?
Mowing drunk should be an olympic sport...
After 12 shots he decided to show us knife tricks. You can figure out how it ended
Well they kicked us out after we started heckling the acrobats
I have Denny's hours of operations written on the palm of my hand....not in my writing, in a girls writing, is that as good as or equal to a cell number?
So the guy who is making our IDs is in jail now for attempted murder, with no bail...
So no fakes?
He took a picture with a naked dude. I think he just walked out of that deep ginger closet.
Dude, you need to man up. You passed out before a PRESEASON game. It's a long season.
Who knew you could get a drunk in public when jogging with your dog?
I had the most traumatic dream I've ever had just now. I ripped my dick off because a girl asked me to and spent the rest of the dream crying about my dick
No,she came up with a new game: "Where is the most interesting place I can show Drew my asshole?"
Who the hell tries to steal eggnog.
Randomize
