I think your mom looks like a breed of donkey and elephant, but her boobs are perfect
Not only do prius' look terrible they are terrible to have sex in
He looks like the kind of guy that still collects pokemon cards
i was like hansel and gretel. i puked a trail from mcdonalds to our place so i could find my way back in the morning
i was concerned for your health after you took your "last shot" four times...
booty call birthday vouchers, best idea ever. it's like giving a present to myself for someone else's birthday.
I dont know if this is a good time to tell you but im actually a freshman.. not a senior
What's that word that means bigger and smaller and bigger and smaller, again?
Goddamn it, Jaime, it's 4am. Throbbing. The word is throbbing.
i don't knpow whats goin on i think theyre sacrificeing me to th tequila gods
You are not going to get a pat on the back from me for not fucking that 40 year old again.
Its perfect, I supply the pot she makes the brownies. I love the culinary dept.
I have weed and a speedo - I don't need anything else.
Please tell me I was just dreaming when I asked if I could borrow your jesus dildo
I got really adventurous too. Like. Balls in the mouth adventurous.
The stripper was super into me until she pulled out my tits then I realized.... This bitch is just using my ass to get MORE TIPS
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