she was using a pencil to fish crushed adderall out of a plastic bag. it was like a college version of fun dip
Moral of the story: don't get pregs or your chances in the beer league are over
Just used your umbrella as a puke sheild. Thanks man.
did i really just refer to you as "the mid season replacement"
No way. Our relationship is based solely on texting and sex. A phone call would be too much at this point.
And with me just getting pulled over and you maxing your card out on tennis balls I don't know if we can afford it
making out was so insane. it felt like our tongues were paintbrushes made of waves and we were painting an ocean galazy
I blacked out after running into my soc TA in the beer garden. came to dancing on the speakers at major lazer and making out with said TA.
There are cops on horseback in our back yard
I am making it a rule that only people I am comfortable around enough to not have to put a bra on are allowed for Sunday funday. I think that's a good rule for someone who started drinking alone at noon while everyone else here sipped their coffee.
I had wine for breakfast at 6am, that's how visiting my parents went.
All I know is that I have a black eye and an extra $200 in my wallet. Other than that, clueless.
They ran out of toilet paper so I used the rug to wipe my vagina
Dude did you see that video of yourself crying while bathing in vodka on YouTube?
I got a free corona t-shirt and all I had to do was drink a beer. This needs to be a more widely accepted form of currency.
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