someone called me shannon dorrhety annnd it hurt my feelingsd.
I couldnt find her vag and just started laughing uncontrollably. She was not pleased. Neither was i.
TLC. RIGHT NOW. PRIMORDIAL TODDLERS.
Dude, 1 prime defect in the snuggie- you can't fuck someone discreetly under a snuggie. No way no how
If i spent $300 & took that thing home i would hate myself today.
where are you?
Hypothermia
and then you seriously asked him to senior prom..which freaked him out since you told him earlier you were 22
Yeah. I realized I have a weakness for drugs and I need to move somewhere where I don't know how to find them.
I have a busted ear drum from when he honked his horn when we started to have sex on his car in the parking lot...
She pulled vodka outta the dryer and told me to drink it
Hey I came back and we made joints with the breathalyzers the cops left last night.
You don't understand. There's baclava and there's post sex baclava. You can't compare the two.
moms trying to set me up with a 28 year old. hes graduated university like im getting high in my bed and he's an adult
Pornhub is actually a very wholesome website
I swear to God...this day is one great big who's who in the land of fucked uppedness.
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