it felt great physically, but AWFUL morally.
craigslist free llama. are you in or are you in?
Pretty sure God shed a tear when I put 15 singles in the collection plate.
Tried to steal a keytar from my hook up's house.
We ran out of wine so we are trying the absinthe you brought over from Spain like 3 years ago. Please call me at noon tomorrow. If we die, its your fault
found a hand written recpiet for 'one doe fawn' on an open crate in my living room need help to find it
where the hell would u of bought a deer
Can you explain to me the broken disco ball in my front yard?
I'm in the room..It's full of lost souls and sadness. I can taste the salt of their tears. This final might take a few freshman today..
Come over, we're having a tea party. And by a tea party I mean we're drinking whiskey from tea cups.
i just got hit on on the bus. Yes sir, because its every boys dream to fuck a forty year old with a face tattoo
We're ordering chinese food so if you want to get on this obesity train answer me now.
He uses Bing as his search engine...but he's great in bed. So obviously I'm torn.
I just fuked with kevins application and made it say that he does conjugal visits for community service
hey some people donate their time while apparently kevin donates his body
This friendship isnt goin to work if you dont respond to my drunk texts
Please tell me that nice older woman you're with at the bar is not your comp&lit professor.
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