What ever happened to making out with a few boob grabs here and there?
like what am i supposed to say "im thinking of how bad that sex was"?
The girls we hooked up with were hammered, pushing each other in a shopping cart into the sushi place and through the restaurant... One's a volunteer EMT. God help her patients.
I think the camel was justified in biting me.
By this time tomorrow I expect us to be sitting at the kitchen table either playing a drinking game, or crying. Set an alarm
You came on the chandelier from the first floor.. Of course were allowed back
Dude, did you know, your blood is contaminated with over 17 non-beer fluids?
And by pregame I mean drink heavily and watch Russian dash cam car crash vids
I'm getting drunk by myself again. But I'm not shotgunning any of them. That's self-restraint, right?
Then, right before he came he said "I want to buy you so many things!" What the fuck?!
I got my nipples pierced. If you haven't seen my boobs in the past week, you're among the minority
Me too...I'm driving to work trying to figure out if I put my pants on the right way.
AND I NEED A VIKING FUNERAL OR MY GHOST ASS WILL SAUNTER ON OVER AND CASTRATE HIM FOR TECHNICALLY MURDERING ME
OMG OMG OMG Ive hit the penis jackpot
It seriously took everything in my power not to sleep with him
What did it come out and serenade you? Lol
It sang to me in the dark. It was magical
Pretty sure my aunt hooked up with one of my brothers frat brothers at his graduation party
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