The duggars are the reason premarital sex is ok. Because if you don't have it until marriage you have no self control when it happens. And 19 kids.
He's got a wife and three kids but I'm into being that mistake.
we knew we'd be okay when we walked up to the dealers house and he asked us to please be quiet as to not wake his nana.
I was an emotional waste case that night. She made me stroke her ponytail.
You will not judge me for my made-up holiday of wine appreciation day
getting up at 8am to start drinking seemed like a much better idea before I had to wake up at 8am
Within the hour, he sent me 8 texts and 4 voice memos. One of the memos was just him whistling for 3 minutes. ...It's official, I attract the crazies.
Her husband thinks she's banging me and nothing is going to change his mind so I told her we might as well just bang and make him right
I rather not break my neck. It's hard to look sexy with a neck cast.
Dude. Photoshop a Santa hat on your mug shot and send it as your Christmas cards.
Fun times on public transportation. I just had a guy imply that I was racist cause I didn't want to talk to him when I was clearly reading my book and he was clearly on coke.
I am more than mildly offended he didn't screenshot the snapchat of my boobs.
I'm sitting in Madison square park surrounded by children thanking god I took emergency contraception
i feel as though me waking up and asking her if i went to the hospital was a sign that i was not okay
I woke up naked with a duck on my head. I think something went horribly wrong.
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