Hemmingway ran to paris to avoid going to the university of illinois and becoming a doctor. It was there he developed a drinking problem. I need a plane ticket.
Getting high on the stoop of a brownstone in the middle oh harlem. Doesn't get much more hey arnold than this.
I wish the inside of the tampon box said "CONGRATULATIONS YOUR NOT A MOTHER!"
Ohmy god im about to fuxk my TA. i thyought this was a dream but i love you. <3
I want him in the "you're a terrible idea and are probably going to get me killed by my parents, my siblings, and my boyfriend" way
I don’t know what's weirder; the fact that I weigh more with an erection..or the fact that I actually weighed myself with an erection...
Did he seem like the type of guy that would maybe take weed as payment?
2 men making out for 2 seconds to trick a cop so they don't get arrested for being pulled over rolling a blunt is not gay.
I have accepted that I am a sexual predator. What I can't accept is the lack of sexual men for me to seduce in this town.
He'll only communicate through snapchat with pictures of him holding his cat or his dick. Bit of Russian roulette opening them in public but I did it anyway.
well smoking weed has become a deal breaker for me so I pretty much use "let's go smoke a blunt" as an icebreaker
Ps he swallowed my earring last night so yeah
I'm committing myself to dance. Also, I'm unsure if you said space party sounded lame because dude was old, but I hope you're over it because I love space, and I love David Bowie and I love to dance, and you need to embrace this with me.
Well. Another one of my exes came out of the closet.
5 am booty call not ok. The fact I actually went over definitely not ok. My vag needs to learn some control.
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