he was on top of me and all of a sudden stopped and starting picking his nose...i asked him if he was okay, he sort of looked confused, and he told me he had a booger that hurt. guess its a good thing i wasnt planning on dating this guy
love makes seman taste better
You were making dinosaur noises while jerking me off..
We're cuddling on the couch that me and his brother had sex on...this feels wrong
I just walked in on my roommates playing baseball with old vegetables and a bigass knife.
i left the icescrapper in his bathroom. i dont remember taking it there, but i remember brushing his hair with it.
I'm using the bullet from my cock ring to massage out my tmj lock jaw from giving too much head.
I have just gotten home. I saw a lot of penis tonight. On a trampoline. Shit got weird.
I wonder if a fish could survive in vodka
I could
So I got my junk pierced since we've fucked. You should get in on this.
Your normalization of crazy is frightening.
YOUUUU FUCKING FURRYYYY
I DIDN'T COME HERE TO BE SLANDERED LIKE THIS
Fun fact. I just wrapped myself in wrapping paper for a sext. Is this a new high or a new low stay tuned.
just realized we fucked to the ultimate disney playlist last night. hakuna matata.
I’m not saying you’re wrong, I’m just saying he’s denying what you’re saying.
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