people and things i regret. that's what i want to do tonight.
I am good. I dancing. Drinking but dancing fine.
when people say theyve been sober for however many years is that like couple beers not drunk sober, or no drinking sober?
she looks like luggage that fell from a plane
I think you came in my ear last night and I had to pick it out infront of my kids in class today
I made a google map for "places I got blow jobs"
Update is I am officially king of Gettysburg. Tam and I are being threaded like royakt. In bought e ruined a drink
Listen I'm a sentimental character under all this alcohol and ratchetry
Have a glass of wine with dinner they said. Your hydrocodone has worn off they said... NOPE
Sleeping in a car was not on my list of plans for the night.
I just tried to brush my hair with a can opener. Who gave you that brownie
In going to go underground and live with the mole people for a while.
I woke up in a beaver hat and contruction vest.. I need answers.
be the chaos you wish to see in the world...
i'm trying to figure out how to respond to that in text
My Dachshund waddled into the room carrying a rolled-up pad in her mouth with period blood. This day is clearly off to a good start.
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