I think I left something in your back seat.... It was my integrity
Omg alex and i were cooking weiners on a campfire and a bear came and i am waayyy too high for this
I am really glad that on the inside of a card from your grandparents you have transcribed the rules for circle of death
best part he said "i like your tattoo" as he walked into the room, stood right there looking at me, naked on top of his friend
So they discontinued the hummer... Now people will have to go door to door to let others know they're assholes
You wrote me a letter and I cannot make out anything you wrote except the last sentence which says "tell the wolf ill meet him at sunset and that I'm sorrry"
So then she just shoved applesauces in her pocket and started talking about she needed to find her friends.
you didn't get her number why?
Someone tried to flush pizza down the toilet. Well, at least tried to
I know. She seems like she getting that "need some dick" restlessness. Might explain the feisty attitude
"Shots" of grape juice. I fucking hate Utah soooo fucking much.
At least I made out with him before he made out with that dog...
I'm keeping both. The way I see it, boyfriends come and go, but a good dick is forever.
I think sunday funday got a little out of control. There is cheese slices and BBQ sauce all over the roof and 4 empty bottles of vodka in my room.
I just heard a crying baby from out my apartment window and yelled SAME
I want you inside me. Finish your papers.
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