Don't cheat on me with the blonde bimbo religi freak
I wouldn't touch her with a ten foot pole
She's blonde
There's something fitting about a hot in-car interracial makeout to the tune of 'healing the world.' RIP Mike.
So...AT&T finally added picture messaging for iPhone...bring on the tits!!!
Just wandered into a surprise final. Only a surprise for me though. I wish I could say this is the first time this has happened.
we weren't quite sure what was on that mirror, so we snorted it and hoped for the best
Stole every fake plant from the lobby and placed it in front of you're apartment door, Enjoy!
I am currently explaining what double penetration is to the bridesmaid I hooked up with at my cousin's wedding. This is my life.
I may have had sex with him and told him we wasn't worth my time then went home and made mashed potatoes
I asked my mom if she could pick up something for me to drink since we ran out of orange juice and she goes "We have beer, champagne, and baileys. Drink one of those."
He said he's in to distance fucking. I thought he just mean long durations. We fucked on a towel all the way down his tile hallway accross his kitchen and into the living room
You ever feel like just rubbing your face in everything like a dog?
I was giving you head in the kitchen, and when I looked up you were eating a quesadilla.
i love you and all, but can that be the last orgy with your wife?
True college students do jello shots in the library
Who the hell tries to steal eggnog.
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