i got lost in a forest last night. this morning I realized the "forest" was just 6 trees on campus.
i wanted a birthday blowjob. not a birthday VD.
we just toasted to your mouth on alex's balls at the bar
I think she kind of thinks she's better than us now ... please. I go to Michigan.
Its as if he has to do the exact opposite of what I tell him. Don't come in my eye, pfshh it's in my eye. Don't come on the cat, pfshh it's on the cat.
My goal of the day is to not shit myself. That's it. Setting the bar real low
I burst into tears on the boat this morning because we bumped a duck in the head. I am way too hung over for today
Responsibility: Hiding your beer when your DWI clients who are out on bond come to talk to you at bars.
Well, practice makes perfect. Let's start playing Eye of the Tiger and do a blowjob training montage.
I started blowing him in North Dakota, and I finished the job in Minnesota. Oh, the places road head can take you.
Exactly. Stay back and unsubscribe from her
I saw this news story about two naked Satanists being arrested so I thought I should ask if you need bail money or pants
But can mardi gras accurately capture the essence of my tiny rage?
She puked off the side of the cruise ship onto a newlyweds balcony table and they watched it all happen then they made her clean it up
So...I maybe walked across campus last night with my life size Joe Biden cut out.
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