He just said "I made some changes in my life. The male g-spot is in the rectum and I wanted to explore that."
My 8 year old wants to name our new cat "fur burger". how do i explain that this is not really appropriate?
i have a bunch of little boys around me trying to hit on me
dont be selfish, show some boob
Just pulled over to throw up in a day care parking lot while the kids were outside playing. The adults were mortified.
You couldn't hold yourhead up but you managed to unzip my zipper. That's skill..
Theres a picture of you hanging up on the wall in mcdonalds, i'm impressed
she sent me pictures of 3 different vaginas and if I could pick which one was hers i could sleep with her.
I was always good at matching as a child.
Your cousin just asked the bartender to start a round of vagina shots. Not body shots. Vagina shots. We're taking her out more often.
I am far too hungover to deal with the fact I can hear you masturbating in the bathroom.
I walked in and all four of you were covering your heads under the blanket singing waterslides in unison.
Some days you just pee in a stairwell and go home.
I hope you have a dream of a sloth with my face touching you erotically
these people use weed stems as birthday cake candles. I'm never coming home
Please tell your sister I apologize about saying her baby may have beef curtains. That was inappropriate.
SPICY FOODS AND BLOWJOBS DON'T MIX.
YOU SAID YOU'D TRY ANYTHING ONCE YOU LIAR
Randomize
