thank you for a lively/lovely evening :)
should have blown me.
Her dress is practically falling off. It must know I'm here.
Alright, so what's my next move? I already posted a Milli Vanilli video on her wall
As long as he sees me topless I don't care. Redemption. REEEDDDEMMMPPPTTIIIOOONNNNN
I got concerned once i realized you weren't there to hear us having sex. See I do worry about you.
I'm not considering your visit a success until we've fucked every cock in the ethnic rainbow...between the four of us we should have it done by x-mas
Seriously my only wish tonight is to be at the club in a sombrero w my shirt off pouring tequila on bitches titties
i'm not even sure i have knees anymore. that awesome.
Youre attempt to ruin my night by putting Date Rape by Sublime on my sex playlist failed. She was into it.
I feel a whole lot better than i did this morning at 3 when one of my roommates discovered me slightly aware of my surroundings and naked in the bath tub with the shower on
maby next time we don't finish the whole box wine just because it tastes like shit
That freshman guy that keeps trying to hook up with me just saved someone's life ... Should I reconsider?
Get your clothes on you are our DD for the night. The usual three way payment
I sent her a picture of Richard Nixon and said "these are the only dick pics I send".
That's what I love about being a lesbian. My roommate's boyfriend watched her finger me and then he made me pancakes in the morning. AND THEN HE LEFT.
i keep smelling vagina and donuts, which pretty much sumarises this morning. happy birthday.
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