wat bout pragnant strippers??
I accidentally broke up with him while I was drunk which is really too bad since I'd just gotten a birth control perscription so we could start having sex.
Do you think he'd take me back if I said "dude, we need to get back together or this IUD is going to have an existential crisis for not realizing its full potential"?
her teeth looked like a whores toenails, i was too horrified to
ive decided theres a fine line between accepting money for sex and letting someone buy you late night taco bell and knowing that if he hadnt you wouldnt be in his bed right now
i wonder what barack obama's brickbreaker high score is...
I woke up at 2 pm to my roommate checking my pulse.
I just scratched behind my ear and found icing. Fuck you.
She told me that as long as she kept starring at the freckle on her arm she wouldnt throw up
She put up a picture of her grandmother on facebook, looks like the lazy eye runs in the family
This is great- I found hangover detoxifying bath salt online. It flushes out the alcohol. We need this.
would it be mean if I put better with the lights off on my sex playlist just for my hook up with him?
Boise Idaho, where you have a one night stand with someone from your town 3 states away and run into them the day you return...
At least I made out with him before he made out with that dog...
I don't know what to say to you.
I don't know what I said to you. Start with that.
beggars cant be choosers....im desperate and he has a dick. he checks all the boxes.
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