He just screamed at her, "if you pass out i am still having sex with you!!!" In front of the entire party.
I couldn't tell if he was hitting on me or if he was just mentally challenged.
i wonder if she gts uncomfortable walkin bu when she knows we all know what her pussy tastes like
my little brother just asked me why i have handcuffs. How do I tell him that his sister likes being taken advantage of in the bedroom?
He yelled out my full name in bed...I felt like I was being scolded.
no i brought the cat to the bar. I got a weird look when I walked in but now everyone loves her.
It was smashing those cupcakes into my face that did it. Junk food and I don't mix.
All I kmoe is rheres a coffee pot full pf vodka in my purse
You are so lucky that drugs are going to kill you before I do.
If I had a dollar for every time i woke up screaming for my pants i"d have enough money to buy all the beer I stole last night.
I feel like we should actually go to church one of these days to thank god for saving us from herpes and babies.
Bro she gave me the stare. It's like she boned me with her eyes. I'm going in.
How did you not realize the handbrakes were stuck?
I thought I was just out of shape.
I just want orgasms and emotional validation. Is that too much to ask?
We peed on a building I think...like a building in downtown...not out of view of anyone.
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