i jus pukd everywherw but i took a showr, come cuddle
I am in shape. i keep telling you that.
Round is not "in shape," it's "a shape."
We told the pizza man that the door was most likely unlocked, he could leave the pizza on the counter and give himself 20%. He did it-I'm never moving out of Aspen.
oh i have no idea about his personality. i imagine it's the same as it was- except now combined with a receding hairline and a beer gut
We're going clubbing with matching soccer jerseys on.
What will that accomplish?
It will accomplish clubbing with matching soccer jerseys on.
i looked at my phone and realized all i had said to her the entire night was misspelled variations of "NOTHING IS THE SAME" over and over. she eventually stopped replying.
She kept throwing quarters at him and yelling "Goooaaallll!!" whilst taking her clothes off one by one. I'd say she had a good night
Maybe just the first 2 wks of Nov can be dick detox.
I am never taking a razor down there again. He'll have to love me as I am.
Guys always stop talking to me right around the point that if they bought me food a couple times I would probably have sex with them.
Evvvvvveryone knows we hooked up in the DJ booth. People call it the BJ booth now. I've created a legacy
I think John will remember that birthday for a while. I'm still dying at the fact a stripper was hunting me down.
Well, I could just slap my dick to my phone and see what it says
I kept screaming that he looked like Khal Drogo and rode around the bar on his back.
I'm pmsing pretty hard.. .just cried 3 times while eating a Hershey bar dipped in peanut butter
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