i friday night watching house. god, i need a life, friends, and a legitimate fake id.
no matter how many times i close my eyes and hit ignore on my phone. i must remind myself shit i still have to see her at work
When did we start counting Thursdays as weekends?
When we got our fake ids in grade 11, why?
I just feel like it's time to start counting wednesdays as well...
The fire alarm went off at 3 am in the freshmen dorm. So guess which junior everyone now knows is hooking up with a freshman? This girl...
I was gonna tell her, but there were too many tongues in my mouth
Yeah, you're right, it's a conspiracy against you. This small tight knit group of people who don't like assholes.
Wear whatever you want, I'm wearing ass-less chaps and a sombrero
apparently my new 420 ritual is to look at the clock at 4:20 and realize i'm already too high
My house smells like bleach. Also, I do not feel bad about all the stuff I stole from the hospital while I was there.
this temple that is my body is starting to crumble and turn into ruins
I'm not snubbing your weed I just had a really important rack of ribs to get home to
Is it bad I use my AA meeting to hookup with guys?
So high that I just walked into class, late, sat down in my desk, and tried to buckle my seatbelt.
A girl just managed to steal a whole gallon of ice cream. I'm letting her go because that is impressive.
Get the fuck in, we're going to Taco Bell.
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