If that was your dad, he is hot
I really wish i had a penis so i could dick slap that bitch right now
i'm as serious about my hair as jesse from full house.
that is uncle jesse to you, show some respect.
He said he had to make up a lie of why he couldnt sleep with her. It must really suck to have a sunburned dick.
scratch lunch, i just found about 7 more dicks drawn on my back
I decided to buy a keg of Miller Lite instead of paying the electric bill. Just thought I'd give you a heads up...
Retelling stories from our semester makes me realize we need to get tested for herpes.
will emailing you the 64 kama sutra positions I want to try during the 3 days your here turn you on or terrify you?
Soooo how am i supposed to explain to my mom that i was admitted to the hospital but you kidnapped me within 20 minutes?
hi sober isdnt real. this is a mass rtoomate taext i thing. bye
AMAZING.
I think I broke a hole in her wall trying to do backflips
We shaved off his eyebrows I'm pretty sure his fiance will be thrilled at the wedding
All I got was pictures of my boss and dicks. So, that was the end of snapchat.
I was thinking we could get together and exchange gifts, and by gifts I mean orgasms.
She's eating hot cheetos out of the bag with chopsticks, Matt, how is she NOT my soulmate?
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