it's too hot outside to masturbate.
yeah, and when i walked in on them fucking he said "go away, i'm making sons."
Do you recall us playing flip cup on your head?
You took a bar mat shot.
I think I love you, but I may be biased because we had pirate sex.
Of course he did. He is like the oprah winfrey for vaginas. Always giving that shit away.
Wake up. We're going shopping for booze and samurai swords.
We don't have any ice, so I'm using the frozen cognac to reduce the swelling on Abby's toe.
You gave him that scrunchie you made and called it your "sex offering".
The sex is great, I just think it'd be better if we listened to Deftones during it.
His dick is magical but I don't want to die in this blizzard do you see my dilemma
I just fuked with kevins application and made it say that he does conjugal visits for community service
hey some people donate their time while apparently kevin donates his body
please god let this picture I just uploaded not have my vagina in it
no i'm going to the dr today, he fucking banshee-shrieked in my ear as he was coming and now i can't hear out of it
Do not let Mike show you his naughty Santa Claus outfit. It's a super long beard and crotchless pants.
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