Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
I'm sorry, but you without makeup is like christmas without presents.
This gyro tastes like lonliness
he had a dikembe mutombo jersey on, was swatting peoples drinks out of their hand and wagging his finger in their face everytime he did it.
when he put a condom on for a handjob cuz he didn't want to "blow his load in the car" i started to question my choice in guys..
This bitch rocks a fuckin fanny pack and still manages to lose her phone at every thirsty thursday
He only likes me when I'm naked and I don't like being around him clothed. It's the perfect relationship.
Eating a chocolate bar and crying over a cobweb. Life is beautiful and I love shrooms.
Well, maybe we can talk about it over a drink and some crushed up vicodin.
I nicknamed her "Jackhammer" for the way she gave me a handjob. My balls were in constant pain
Pretty sure my parents just hear me get off from the living room but I feel like they should be proud that I did it without a man honestly.
For someone who claims to be straight, she knows a hell of a lot about bi erasure, and one Hayley Kiyoko song too many
I had to replace her wine with red vitamin water. So if she’s alive, you can thank me
I just found a contact in my phone named "Nick from The Party". Who's nick?
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