How did you manage that?
Told her it wasn't GENITAL herpes... just ORAL herpes... on my penis
lol... jersey girls rock
Just saw a car with license plate GYPSYS that was full of gypsies
now I regret adding my aunt on facebook. she remnded me today on my wall about the importance of checking my stools for blood since I have diaherria.
Yeah. We was talkin. Its ok. My bed is too filled with pam for sex. Its like a slip and slide of butter product.
She started doing push ups and calling me a pussy. Never set me up with your ROTC friends again.
I'm not leaving bed today. And i guess my drunken ass last night hit my roommate in the face with a tiki torch then proceeded to cry while carrying around a picture of he who must not being name. I'm a piece of work.
Lesson of the night- sweaty dick can get stuck to ice, and require medical attention.
It was dark, she woke me up, gave me a blowjob and then whispered in my ear: do you know who I am?
I just want to let it be known that I almost put my phone in the fridge.
I woke up to 76 pages of e's, r's, d's, and f's from when I fell asleep for 3 hours on my laptop keyboard trying to write that paper.
The acoustics in my bra are fantastic.
I'M ALSO PLAYING VIDEO GAMES AND THINKING ABOUT ORDERING A PJIZZA. I'M NOT SURE WHAT MY MUSTACHE WANTS.
at any given day I am at least 60% invested in my work. today I am staggered around 3.5%
I just found peanut butter between my boobs. This was for you.
Life is clearly unfair. You remember Courtney has three older sisters, well they're all "make baby sister look like a four" hot. I knew I shouldn't go home with her.
Randomize
