R and i have drinken 4 bottles od red wine. By ourselfs
hows the new call of duty?
I only had sex with the game case so far, but that part was awesome.
He used one end of the towel to wipe the cum and I used the other end to wipe the tears
How do people deal with hangovers? I literally want to eat my own face.
Bathtub guy came to. He helped me roll the fat chick away from the fridge. Shower and breakfast are on. You're plan failed!
Where did this racoon skin hat, stop sign and bag full of tacos come from?
Narnia or $5 pitcher night either way
The only thing I'm asking santa for is my period.
And vodka?
And vodka.
I love you so must. You as do fraty. You are truly my veste breakable (ties I wtf racket Andover). Luce you. Have a safe drive bio dough failover.
I just soaked a sugar cookie in nail polish remover to clean off my nails because I was too lazy to walk to the bathroom to get a cotton ball. Is this what rock bottom feels like?
You're 21st was epic. I woke up at 6 a.m. on the floating beer pong table in the pool with a beer still in hand. Didn't even spill any
Totally thought something squeezed my boob. Then I remembered I was wearing a bra. Isn't weed great?
My boyfriend told me that I said I wanted to "feast on her vagina"... Glad I don't remember.
Also, fucking on half deflated air mattresses is a great full body work out.
But you put your finger in my ass and the rest is history
I just puked into a clean basket of laundry.
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