i know ur right I'm sorry I'm stupid and incompitent look I can't even spell incompetent right! Fuck!
It's a pity Stephen Hawking can't do sarcasm.
oh btw spread eagle is not an appropriate phrase to use in a scientific presentation. learned that the hard way
Do you ever look back at facebook pics and say, "are those really guys I had sex with?"
beeferoni + vodka = puke stuck in braces.
i was so fucked up i thought i was at home depot
I just woke up to find the whole kitchen sick had been converted into a gravity bong.
It was like getting head from an anaconda
Just woke up with a blunt in each nostril and a lighter duct taped to my chest...good lookin out
Im at target. Idk why I'm buying condoms AND a tutu for my cat. No one who dresses their cat up has ever gotten laid.
sooo I am sorta kinda using your name as my stripper stage name.
I'm not surprised. You have the libido of an Italian soccer team.
Only thig bad about that muscular chick from the gym is she liked it so rough I had to bust out a few wrestling moves from highschool
He made the moves first, we made out...then we folded his laundry.
Lesson Learned: It's not a party until someone pisses their pants.
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