hi brent please bring bad word music cd must most bad word please brent bring cd music bad word please brent bring cd music bad word
i miss you and i wish you were peeing between my legs right now. in a platonic way
I miss having pregnancy scares ....at least i knew i was having a good time
My lack of memory is directly related to being friends with you.
Ive never seen him vulnerable before. He just had surgery and looked so cute on his crutches. like a little baby bird with a broken wing. that i wanted to nurse back to health. with my vagina
Yea not today, I ending up taking a shit behind a tree last night.
Ask him to get me chedder bratwurst instead of the molly
Unless if you guys already left. Then I want the molly
A dude I dated in high school just put a status about National Coming Out day. I checked his relationship status. He is dating a dude. Hello, Friday.
I've peed outside too many times in just this past week
especially when i'm drunk. his dick might as well be made of cotton candy.
Wow I got tittyfucked by the American Dream
I think it's getting serious, we started a jigsaw puzzle together.
Please just help me figure out where the bruise on my face came from.
I didn't want to shower, so I shaved my legs in the pool . That drunk .
Okay first of all fuck you and everything you stand for because Taco Bell is amazing.
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