You would DIE at the bar we're at right now. All indian/asian med students, I swear
Asian doctor ratio. So hot. I would've gone into heat
Getting fucked up met up rando with a girl I confesswed my love for last night. weird, going with it
i wish exes would disappear into a world where we never have to deal with them again, and they can just create drama for each other. Then if they wanted to talk to us, they would have to apply to get a "visa" to come back to our world.
I puked in the cab and in my hair and he didnt even know
he keeps commenting everything on my facebook. it's like he's virtually peeing on me
Five Mah tais Laser and i skill have not drunk dial you
The sun is out and the snow is finally starting to melt here... Vodka bottles keep popping up everywhere. Guess it's the college version of burying nuts for the winter
I just don't see what's wrong with carrying a water bottle around.
It's not the bottle. It's the fact that you're drinking wine out of a sport bottle at 9 am.
5th glass of wine. There's pictures of Jesus everywhere. It's like you're constantly reminded of your sins here.
Besides. I seriously had a dream that George W Bush came over and slapped some tabs down on my kitchen counter and said "let's get juiced.". It was a sign to not get too fucked up
He was wearing a tux and a big sombrero so it automatically made the flute he was playing totally cool
The guy I brought home last night made a speedy escape while I was in the bathroom. The only trace I found of his flight was a lone sock on the stairs.... It was like a whorey low budget Cinderella
You're the only one to love me enough for me to admit the following: Rock-bottom sounds like sobbing to a Miley Cyrus song.
he rolled over in the morning and told me happy valentines day. i don't even know his first name.
Just renamed the subject of my sex list on my phone "grocery list" just in case anyone comes across it
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