how do flat chested girls get laid?
the facebook you made of my ass has 10 times more friends than i do.
I hurt. I blacked out in a onesie. Reevaluation needs to happen.
i just unblacked out cuddled in a pita pit booth with ten dollars rubberbanded to my hand.
He pulled a condom out of his satchel and i questioned my entire life.
I just spent a pre-4th of july celebration riding in a raft being towed by a car through a town that I've never heard of handing out flyers for a river rafting company that I never knew existed. Good night.
He paid the bartender with money from the tip jar then proceeded to hit on me in front of my date. I love frat dances
I was giving him a handjob in the woods and a family walked by
I'm trying to get laid this Halloween, not inspire the next season of AHS
I'm trying to get weird tonight. Like I want to see bitches crawling on all fours drinking milk from bowls and shit by 5 am. You down?
Booty called 3 guys from my hospital bed
I have already put on my inside pants.
my very deepest apologies for the unintentional cock block.
I feel like your boyfriend deserves to know that you're a lesbian.
so on the street and some kid is chanting "cheeseburger, cheeseburger, cheeseburger!" while pumping his fist in the air. i agree.
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