Bc you can definitely buy condoms if ur a 14 year old girl
My eyes are so dilated i literally have night vision right now.
i want to fuck
?
it's pretty self explanatory
She's more of a "I'm gonna get herpes no matter how great her face looks like" pretty
Party was cancelled. Me and my dog are high as tits. Wanna go roam the outlet mall?
It's not meant to be. I also just shot a turkey baster of gin into Nate's eye, so....
I'm just a little drunk right now and I have to work at 3
Omg sara
I ran out of milk and it's hot and I was thirsty
pain. pain everywhere. this is why throwing yourself at concrete is a bad idea.
Watching the wiggles while tripping on acid is the scariest fucking thing of all time
He literally wrote out a schedule. On it, there's a taco break, and a spot where I start crying.
I was so drunk last night I asked a rando at the bar to take a picture with me cause I thought he was in the band
I was so ripped I had a natty light box over my head carrying a spray bottle out in the streets trying to give car washes.
its not everyday you see batman on the ground with someone riverdancing on his face bourbon street never disappoints
It took 5 bourbons for him to handcuff and spank me and then he cried after sex. The men that like me are so unstable.
Last night I realized my life is an experiment of really bad decisions when I had to leave without my underwear. But at least I'm expanding my life experience.
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