so, not only did she give him head while i was asleep next to them, apparently, it was bad head...
Are you serious?
yeah... as often as she does that, you'd think she'd be good at it...
Sorry, can't come over. I have to spend time with my niece. Her Dad ignores her and I don't want her to have male attention issues like you.
Worst hangover of my career vs the return of the blue balls. Will keep updated
somehow, even strange, drunk, middle-aged men on the RTA can't understand why he'd choose her over me
maybe it's because you talk to strange, drunk, middle-aged men on the RTA
The woman at the bus stop told me i smell delicious and asked if i wear cotton then proceeded to tell me about her shellfish allergy
It's that time of the week again where I begin to ponder life's great questions like, "What will my pathetic excuse for a future look like?" and "Why tacos?"
i'm about to be the still-drunkest person on the ellipticals
I swear, when I turn 21 in four months, I'm going to carry a flask around with me, and make a drinking game out of everything.
friends are allowed to bang on New Years, I read it on the Internet somewhere.
I'm in the woods tripping balls the water is rising why don't you answer me
And he's back on taking these stupid testosterone supplements to kickstart him back into working out. And they just make him angry and horny all the time. I'm like great, just in time to meet my whole family for Christmas.
I'm still alive btw, in case you were worried about my well being.
hooked up with him and then had a conversation with his ex about how we hate people who hook up with our exs...
I'd like to thank Vicodin for getting me through family thanksgiving once again.
I would let him fuck me right here in this laundromat. Praise Satan.
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