she sounds like chewbacca in bed
All four of us managed to throw up in the same bathroom at different times during the night. I think we'll get along great living together.
Calling yourself a modern day Geisha doesn't justify being a whore.
I dunno if we should get high tonight man. its daylight savings. time travel is just too much for me right now.
there is potential here for me to have a consistent access to someone's dick who isn't actually an asshole. i think i'm ready for a relationship.
I'm at the point in my life where I'm trying to get guys I've fucked to give a ride to guys I'm going to fuck.
Well, thats the first guy to go to jail because of my vagina
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I would like you to know I am eating your apology chocolate, which means i forgive you for puking everywhere before formal
banged a milf last night. she left right after cause of parent teacher conferences this morning. victory.
i threw up in his garden in front of like five people smoking a joint. they let me have a hit after i was done so it was okay
Jailed a totally belligerent hot guy. That was probably my most thorough pat down. Ever.
this night just went from meh to biblical thanks to drunk naked yahtzee
Btw when I was saying "fuck you" I meant it like "be quiet beautiful princess"
This is a question I thought I'd never have to ask. How many hits of acid did you give your dad tonight?
Just puked in front of a high school tour group. Based on the standing ovation, we have a solid group of freshman coming in this fall.
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