She has HUUUUUUUGE nipples
have you ever wondered what it would feel like to stick those coneheads in your vaj
omg every time its on
Is it bad that Pitbull has taught me more Spanish than high school did?
Do u kno any dealers?
I've officially lost all respect for you, dad.
Successful New Year's Eve:: Your first shower of the year is on Jan. 2nd... 'cause you didn't trust yourself to stand up long enough on Jan. 1st. Hello 2010.
NO. NO LET HIS PENIS TOUCH YOU.
Iron Man just asked me back to his place... Not sure I can handle this. Wish me luck.
4 out of 7 roommates in one month isn't that bad if you think about the fact that 3 of them were in the last 24 hours
time to play the game of how much Christmas shopping I can get done before these shrooms kick in
Drunk me started making nachos apparently but never got to the part with the cheese. There are chips everywhere
I ate 2 pot cookies before we left the house. Fuck Pokemon. I'm playing my own game.
Ok, stop saying "youths." You're 23.
Definitely ended up doing Coke with Chewbacca in the porta potty behind the haunted house.
Usually it's tequila, or vodka. But today was just the devil
So, looks like I managed to leave my bra in the boardroom after all the sex. FML.
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