All I know is that if italians start TIME TRAVELLING were all in a lot of trouble paizon
So I'm going back to my apartment just to get my vibrator.
I thought you were moving in with your boyfriend for the summer?
Well....one will keep me from having to pay rent and the other satisfies. I'll let you figure it out.
Wow senior week shows you new things about yourself
Is this the I'm gay speech?
You couldn't hold yourhead up but you managed to unzip my zipper. That's skill..
Dude I was taking a shower and I kept looking down at the drain expecting Mario to come up, yell "It's a me, Mario!", tickle my balls, and go back down the drain.
we went 3 years between hookups and she got a lot better. Amanda's moving way up the booty call pecking order.
The reality is I'm 24 and I have terminal breast cancer. Fuck yeah I'm going have sex with every hot guy I can. What, am I gonna worry about getting an STD or pregnant at this point? If I'm gonna die, I want to have any many big dicks as I can while I'm still able.
Who has the safety vest from this past weekend Additionally, who has the dancemaster glove?
The walk home lasted longer than the sex. He lives in the flat above the bar.
Nope. Turns put my desperate group message for sex didn't work out.
Well you sent it to two guys who were roommates.
They could have rock paper scissored for it. My vagina = the prize.
That guy was drunk and couldn't get it up so he just tried to scissor me.
You jumped into so many bushes for no reason
He yelled "CARLI LLOYD" and then kicked the cake off the table. Soccer is making monsters out of us.
I had one beer! ONE BEER! They took shots in mourning of my tolerance last night. My ability to drink is a joke.
He deliberately gets me high because he knows I fuck better and then I make food for two. I don't know if I should feel mad or proud of him for thinking that far.
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