I'm just looking at Lindsay Lohan's vagina.
Oh yea! I was just doing that too!
Nope, didn't see her. We left when you told us you were going to make the " big beef burrito supreme" even more supreme and you took your dick out.
I think I just made patron unclassy I bought limes at a gas station and for salt we are using gas station packets of salt
and then she yelled "im going to fuck the next guy that walks by me". so ya thats how i lost my virginity
I didn't think her British accent was real until I saw how fucked up her teeth were.
im sleeping in a hamic at a mansion. best hangover ever
I keep having to talk dad out of putting tequila in the milkshakes.
And nobody saved him?? That chick had like three teeth TOPS
she just punched a dude and called him a peasant for not drinking fast enough in flip cup.
Ethically speaking on a scale from 1 to morally wrong, how wrong would it be to give babies ambien? Hypothetically speaking.
I guess our biggest consolation is that we haven't woken up in a hottub with a dead dude. Yet.
hes out at the street wearing a tophat and a monocole and carrying a cane and greeting every car that drives by
he just went across the street and into someones house and we could hear him inviting them over from the front porch
Just found the last picture of me as a virgin. Framed it.
Enough talk of my burning loins. How is your day?
just turned another straight guy gay. Goddamn the church must hate me
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