No she wasnt mad! I told her that I "mis-remembered" nailing her friend.
I was scared of Debbie's boobs today. They were all huge and scary looking
we were taking shots of hot tequila, which is even worse than it sounds
At Wal-Mart last night I watched two guys scramble for $4.34 to pay for a pack of ping pong balls and red solo cups. They had to put the .34 on a credit card. Winter break begins!
I just hit a new low..poured my beer in an empty coke can so I could drink in walmart.
She had one drink in her cleavage and another in her hand. She kept rotating between the two by leaning backward and then sipping the one in her hand.
I guess I just laid down next to him with the entire pot of mac n cheese and started giving him a handie with one hand and eating with the other
Bathtub drinking tim. I have no pool so I work with what I have
Well it's official... The first guy I ever gave head to now holds 2 world records. Should I text him asking if I can try and break my record?
They're basically the Kennedys. This is the family I fucked in to. I'm so proud of my vagina as much as it feels shitty for my heart.
Woke up in the middle of my kitchen clutching a cheesy gordita crunch
We fucked so hard and loud that the everyone at the party downstairs starting chanting his name. Oh I we broke a lamp.
He said he could outsmoke me so I challenged him to a weed duel. I don't always very competitive but when I do...
He brought me hungover chipotle knowing full well he wasn't getting a blow job. I think he may be too in love with me.
Curing hangovers with more alcohol was a great idea for the first five days
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