It was just pointed out to me in a meeting that there is a lipstick stain on my crotch.
Btw the nut in my hair goes great with my outfit !!! :(
is it really this hard to find a guy i can fuck and have a good time with who doesn't ask where things are going btwn us?
you sound like my dream girl
Lol i'z typing this with my 962 nose
962=my?
Yeah.i
He told me he had herpes after I put his hotdog in my mouth
sometimes i wish i could find another girl that loves my dick as much as she does
i feel like she has dreams of it being like a person saying hey lets go play
he left his wallet here so lets treat ourselves to a lunch for the lack of penis we both had deal with
I'm sorry. I know you didn't expect me to be arm deep in vagina when you walked through the door.
juast therw a cheeeeesestirng over the fnce. stuckit to sombodys car winheild... gonna luagh if i find it mlted in the mrning.
We should invent fake asshair for you to wear so you can experience my pain for a day.
This breakup hit defcon 5. Walked to pathmark with a denim jacket over my nightgown to get ben and jerrys. On sale btw.
Dave when you find that upper decker at your house its from me but its for Jill not you
One day her vagina is just going to shrivel up and seal itself with it's self preservation mechanism
She swallowed the key to the cuffs, I've been having to explain the pink fuzz all morning.
I'm a stupid stupid woman who is totally going to rock this holiday season dick drunk on that Ginger
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