Lavender boy was great at seduction and crappy in bed.
He came through my line today and bought designer impostor perfume, just for men gel, and astroglide. I almost DIED.
the jail released me with 39 mardi gras beads. I need details.
she was most def 27.5% uglier than a troll, but the sex was great
you really dont want me to drink and drive. you saw what i did to my face and that was only from walking
What was your penis's nickname in high school? Also, what was it's theme song?
Drunk versus high capture the flag: what team is everybody gonna be on?
I gurantee you I'll be the only one dressed as a giraffe.
Remember that time we got drunk tomorrow
I feel a whole lot better than i did this morning at 3 when one of my roommates discovered me slightly aware of my surroundings and naked in the bath tub with the shower on
maby next time we don't finish the whole box wine just because it tastes like shit
...I watched him run on the beach yesterday and I think I started ovulating
But seriously, I love you and you are a good person and I'll get you some ecstasy
Do you really want to know anything about the inner machinations of a furry's mind
I accidentally gave my prayer card to the bouncer. Clearly a cry for help #saveme
i have a strong feeling that today will be a naked day for me...i don't feel like doing shit
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