This sounds like "Sober" Ericka. Sorry that message wasn't for you. I only do business with "Fell off the wagon" Ericka. Please pass that message along to her.
I fucked my boyfriend 15 minutes before my pap test. My gyno probably thinks I hate her.
I can't believe im sexting my roommate. This is really what my life has come to
I feel like you pissing on my ping pong table isn't something to be proud of.
It's a 2 hour train ride a 7 in the morning, of course we're bringing alcohol
And I can taste the vodka through my ears. Good god.
I have been drinking since 2. And I'm now chasing the cat around the house with a light saber. Anna's helping.
I was ok with it until you started yelling " just the tip!" I know she's you gf but don't backseat drive the three-way.
Well it's official, last night I hooked up with the third girl from the apartment downstairs.
Dude that's a hat trick!
I know, I tossed my hat on the floor as I was walking out.
"I'm 95% straight," he says. Cut to him on his knees...by far the most beautiful guy I've ever fucked.
YO. MCGRIDDLES.
What a better way to celebrate that I'm single by becoming a stripper and making $1000 in one night
did you make it home?
i'm in a room and it looks like mine :)
hahah close nuff if it isnt
11:30pm - Shots together. 12:15pm Shots together. 12:45pm Shots together. 9:30am Plan B's together.
She's wear your skin crazy! Is it wrong that I'm gonna fuck her 1 more time though?
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