i thought i deleted your number from my phone...Wtf
Yeah. My legs are trembling...hard to walk. Feels like a neon arrow is pointing at me saying "just had sex (with not his wife)"
I just had my first experience getting hit on by a guy. It was really awkward, he touched my chest and invited me to a gay bar because "women get drunk and let their guard down at gay bars"
thats actually pretty good logic
The only piece of furniture in the apartment is a wine rack.
Just did a walk of shame dressed as a cowgirl and walked past his ex's entire sorority. Yippee kye aye, motherfucker.
I'm mumbling to people and trying not to accidentally shit my pants
At our floor meeting the RA was talking about bathroom hygiene and I really wanted to be like "what about shower sex."
Valid question
He is nice. Kind of short though. But didn't try to rub his jean cock on me.
Which I appreciated.
how do you always get into these "we banged the same dude now lets be friends" situations???
I don't know man, I woke up and shes here acting like she knows me, wearing my clothes, and scrambling eggs in my kitchen. I don't know her.
You were drinking with me last night, I warned you.
Your boobs stole my birthday thunder!
Beyoncé wouldn't let anything bad happen here
You ever feel like just rubbing your face in everything like a dog?
One of my favorite March activities is cropdusting people while wearing a kilt.
I just need a fucking pair of pants. Is that too much to ask for?
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