everytime i listen to a chris brown song and like it i feel like i bad person
The best feeling....farting and having the bubble hit your balls
Kristen just told everyone at the bar that I've got a huge dick, now Brittany is giving me the eye. What is the opposite of FML?
I recorded his drunk dial calls. My personal favorite was the one that began, "grab the bull by the horns and fuck his cock."
if someoen knew that someone accidentally drunkly kissed your boyfriend would you want them to tell you/?
followup question: what if both somones were me?
I just made a milkshake without a blender... thats determination
I had sex with him, and then he gave me a $5 Starbucks gift card. Totally worth it
we made out at a charity event. really i was helping the fight against aids...
no i brought the cat to the bar. I got a weird look when I walked in but now everyone loves her.
She's like the Michael Jordan of alcoholism
My arrest report says I was found in midtown "performing lewd and lascivious acts on top of art meant for public display and enjoyment".
The only difference between us and a pack of 14 year old girls is substance abuse
so i showed up to the bars in a sombrero and a tie as a headband... so yeah, they didn't let me in
Sometimes being bisexual is a curse. Turns out I banged both of her older twin brothers last summer.
No, not if I told them not to. they listen to me. I have a vagina.
Randomize
