I just applied for an unsubsidized loan naked. I love the internet.
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That text made me feel like i signed up for some awesome celeb nude pic reminder
Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
They upped the price of Plan B! Rite-aid is going to be the reason I have illegitimate kids.
you drew a penis with ranch dressing. tried to take a picture of it and dropped your phone in it. Then made moaning sounds while you licked it off.
The view from the bathroom floor this morning is fabulous
In the middle of fucking me, she said "Hold on, I need my Hulk hands."
He just walked into my room in a robe with a cooking pot of cereal.
Did i mention i'm like the equivilent of a prepubescent boy suffering from preejaculacy? I just about creamed my pants when he grabbed my hand..
The thing i'm gunna miss the most about college is peeing while brushing my teeth in the shower without being judged. You just can't do that anywhere else
You showed them your nipple for dollars for the jukebox. You were depressed because only one of your songs played. Oh then you twisted your ankle and blamed it on your mad stripper skills.
No shame in my game.
My mom just added me on Facebook... She has one like and it's Will Smith
You should be able to leave recommendations on Tinder.
How did you end up breaking into that laundromat at 3am? I saw the snapchat but like..... How?
Last night was great... In the "I got videotaped making out and getting a handjob on the couch in front of 100 people." kinda way.
I actually talked to his parents last night about it. haha. I had a bottle of smirnoff in my hand, I'm sure they took me serious.
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