Halloween 2010: the NuvaRing girls. You're Thursday. We'll walk into the party chanting "Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, Friday, Saturday, Sunday, Everydaaay".
I made him sleep with a condom on and i passed out on the carpet with only a bra on.
please come over and have sex with me so we can talk about prom and kill 2 birds with one condom
I smoked a bowl while he ate me out, you need to change your major to match making asap. You are a guru of love.
He looked at my vag and said "you have a nice situation down there. Good work"
One thing noone tells you about getting put in the drunk tank is do it barefoot. You get free flipflops.
He said the first movie he ever jerked off to was Titanic because he knew "they were totally doing it in that car."
Trust me, dating 38 and 20 year old dudes at the same time is the best. Money plus all of the sex. Finally figured out this relationship thing.
He fell asleep cradling my ass and every time I moved he adjusted his hand accordingly. I've found the one.
why isn't there a kind of gay where i let guys give me head but they don't expect me to give it back? i could be that kind of gay
He was that good?
They need to eat meat, go down on me the first time, every time, and know how to pull my hair. And there's a height requirement for this ride
I told him I wanted to get on him and ride him to Montana. It didnt end like i thought it would.
will a lunchtime blow job make it better?
I will not go because I am a man of my word and of my penis.
I climbed to the top of a stripper pole and touched the ceiling. Accomplishment?
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