This chick, for whatever reason, has serious "Leave your wife and kids and also break up her young marriage in order to frolick for a good 2 weeks before I realize that she's just like the rest of them and I made a huge mistake and ruined a lot of lives in the process" potential. It's SO INTRIGUING.
my soul wont recognize me after tonight
eating toast while peeing. You think this what kanye meant by the good life?
I'll name the documentary, "The Adventures of Megan's Vagina"
She was raised with a wonderful home life. I can't do anything with that.
I'm never telling my kids not to take ecstasy, never. Idk what my mom was thinking.
She literally just puked and rallied AT HER OWN WEDDING. Welcome to White Trash town, America.
Around noon tomorrow come looking for me. I'll be on Mill wearing whatever clothes I haven't lost yet. DO NOT REPLY. DO NOT ASK QUESTIONS. JUST DO IT.
We would have taken you home with us, but you were outside the bar measuring a randoms stream of piss by walking along side it... you said you were only at 32 feet and it still had a couple of grooves to hit.
That little tingle vodka gives me in my esphagus is what lets me know I'm still alive.
It has gotten to a point where I just want to sit on his face. Less butterflies, more orgasms.
drunk brunch me or lose me forever
I've sold more douches working here than one man should sell in a lifetime
I would professionally fuck the shit out of her
you know maybe it wouldnt be so bad if it hadnt happened before. At least I didnt blow him this time
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