Milquetoast, coolest word ever.
just got drunk at a party with Christmas themed solo cups.. holidays are officially here.
If we don't get kicked out of this hotel tonight for fucking too loud we're breaking up
I feel like I've been drunk all of June. And I am in NO WAY ashamed about it.
I made out with all three roommates...I didnt realize that was actually an awkward situation.
Between the dance party in the car and the distraction of the momma bear and two cubs im a cops wet dream roght now when comes to wreckless driving.
You want a summary? Scottish women that start drinking at 7 am. Cherries soaked in moonshine. Japanese beer. Old men smoking stuff that I'm pretty sure is illegal here and in Japan. One is doing a karaoke striptease. There's your summary.
I tried to twerk on a barn in 3 inch heels at a party last night and nose dived into mud. These were all new friends. I'm probably not allowed back. Cool.
why am i naked
you took off your clothes at the party and some guy took them home
I totally have a huge crush on him though which is fucking up my "classy she-demon with limited feelings" vibe
I have no concept of chastity or moderation, she is a Catholic guilt poster child, how could I not try to hit that
I'm drunk. And I'm alone. Eating chicken fingers in my underwear. I'd say life is grand.
Yeah apparently i called the bartender a "fucking prison warden" after she took my keys and called me a cab
"Plot twist... I'm straight."
i'm trying not to stalk him on facebook
i gave in
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