I'm either going to be a Playboy Playmate or take over the world. Either way the world wins.
i'll give you all the meat in my fridge in exchange for 2 condoms.
So what if i'm late to spanish tomorrow. who the hell cares. i don't even speak spanish.
I kept telling myself all night that it was completely okay for me to lose all sense of my morals because it was my birthday.
He was sweet. He even warned me that his dick curved, and I quote, "more than a banana."
how do I tell the students with a crush on me, that yes, I am open to receiving blowjobs in exchange for grades?
I asked you if you were ok and you said "dude I'm fine, I'm in the recovery position"
i have now been nicknamed the screamer on the first, third, fourth, & six floor by all the ra's. only two more floors to go before i cover the entire dorm.
I gotta figure out which 7 tampons in the box contains the drugs
he fed me chocolate as I gave him a handjob. I felt like a princess.
Be proud. All I did last night was roll around in my nun costume selling drugs. I love Halloween.
i keep replaying things i did last night. and remembering new things. and its a constant cycle of torture
her nickname was handjob. I knew what i was getting into.
He howled at the moon then told me that if i were a dog he'd have sex with me...either i look like that girl or i need to stop going on blind dates. Period.
I got confused. The music was loud, porn was playing, people were grinding, there were hand jobs.
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