have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
why is there a picture of someone wearing Tevas with socks taped on the wall?
just found deep spiritual meaning in spongebob.... that high.
Besides, I'm not in my 30's. I'm still allowed to drink wine from a bag.
After all the hair products he's stolen from me, he better fucking be gay.
Watching the tv in the reflection of my phone cause I'm too hungover to roll over.... Yes it is 4 PM...
You screamed "she never feeds them anyway" and threw the fish tank off the 3rd floor balcony. Don't park on our side of the building.
we were playing waterfall, then strip waterfall, then we were just listening to music, drinking, and slowly becoming more naked
Dollar Store pregnancy tests. For when you sorta wanta know.
They have marijuana tests too!
And that kids is the last time I ever try to outdrink Germans
Just checking to make sure you weren't kidnapped, pregnant or watching Fox News.
I've made a single handle of rum last like three weeks and my mom hasn't even acknowledged it.
THE AUSTRALIAN IS SINGLE AS FUCK.
He is a sex God. It lasted more than an hour, and I don't remember how many times I came. I lost count at 57.
party at the soccer house. crumbs in my sexy panties. can't. put. pieces. together.
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