I wanna wear you like a flannel shirt
Just had a serious bathroom emergency at walmart a and it appears that i ate a taco bell burrito wrapper last night
she passed out facedown in my lap while I was playing piano. 11 years of piano lessons finally paid for themselves.
He sent me a pic of his Junk. He said it was a Brett Farve valentine.
How much is that going to cost?
A lot of beer.
I can't imagine anything that has a removal ass flap as being sexy
HEY. NO. THIS IS ABOUT YOU RIGHT NOW. YOUR COCK, MY MOUTH, THATS IT.
Yea it's also hard to turn down a man asking you out with a chicken sandwich.
He better be a good lay, these underwear cost $50.
Chipotle farts are not good for seducing boys.
Everyone is a disappointment when you lose your virginity to nine inches
I wasn't talking about him I meant his penis! Its not a pet
Oh. Well it should be. I like petting it.
Would you like to get a drink then hook up or reverse order I don't really care. Hopefully you can keep this between us.
I don’t care how cute or big a guy is I’m done with drunken hand jobs. It was like I was pulling a nine inch bungee cord for 25 minutes. Now My arm and shoulder is dead
What time is our conjugal visit?
Umm...who is this?
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