is asking a girl out on a date while in another girls bed in poor taste?
george bush was a better president for first pitches than barack obama. there. i said it.
one of my coworkers is shitshow drunk, getting naked. she's about to ride the bull.
i was just going to ask if it would be cool for me to come and have a beer...
it's total chaos here. i may ride the bull... i'll be visible.
Question: does the slut gene come from the mother or the father? im trying to figure out who to blame.
I'm not sure, 7-8, the last bit was a rush of at least three blended together. Basically you fucked me so stupid that I can't even recall the number of orgasms.
So you know, I'm making that my facebook status.
Is it uncouth to have a themed intervention? I know how much you like Star Wars.
Kurt said to text you and encourage you to come out tonight. Encourage you with my rack.
Do you know of any good hiding spots in the Atlanta area?
Nothing worse then being at the gym on the elliptical next to a guy looking at porn on his phone
Bro if you were a bird I would puke in your mouth right now
i tried giving myself a bikini wax.1. i hate you 2. i think i'm dying
I had fresh baked oatmeal cookies, tacos AND was on deck to give a stellar blow job. You'd think that'd be a win/win/win situation.
Just looked at my bank statement. 9 out of 10 transactions on the first page were from 9 different bars. The 10th was for birth control pills at the pharmacy. I need to rethink my lifestyle.
I didn't really break out of the friend zone, as much as I blasted the doors off with high explosives and rode through on a grizzly bear...
I managed to convince her that the egg yolks were actually orange juice and she fell for it
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