is it gross that my labia hangs so much that guys can't find my clit?
My social work teacher just told our class about her bicurios adventures in college
is she hot?
She is now
You tried to pay the bartender in graduation checks, I think you'll be fine in the real world.
would he be offended if i told him that "national coming out day" is october 11. thats subtle enough right?
I'm hungover as fuck. My vagina hurts. I locked my keys in my car. It's about 93* outside. We're having sex in the pool when I get home
You said that "grilled cheese was much to complex" and started to throw the buttered bread at the wall while eating all the cheese.
you strike me as the kind of person who when they spill something on their lap they take off their pants and eat it anyways. right off the crotch seam.
I just woke up in my locked bathroom. It's 5 PM. What happened?
How's dinner? Come here? You can bring your boyfriend if you're ok leaving without him
Somehow I became in charge of getting my mother laid? This can't be my life? Lol
so in case you needed a ticket for the Hot Mess Express, I'm the conductor now.
Do you ever get a cramp in like, ONE labia?
I'm glad you had fun with your genitals.
Went to open youtube this morning, and the last search was "ten hours of whale sounds" Best pillow talk ever!
I swear to god if you settle for a trump supporting packers fan, I will not acknowledge your children. You're better than that.
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