You don't understand, Single Ladies is like the Don't Stop Believing of the gay community.
Revenge fucks should not count towards the total number. They're justified.
Fuck buddy has no power. Invited her over to use my shower. I love hurricaines.
THERE ARE ENTIRELY TOO MANY HOT UNDERAGE GIRLS HERE FOR THIS TO REMAIN LEGAL.
he couldnt get it up, so i stole his lighter. i needed to have some reason to say the night wasnt wasted
You dont realize corn stalks will cut until you run from the cops through a corn field.
Bunch of Navy warships just sailed into New York Harbor for Fleet Week. Nobodys getting laid this weekend.
I met a bunch of Germans and said in german "this is for the fatherland" and poured a beer on my head
How are you getting in?
I know some influential drag queens
I'm sorry if you weren't drunk enough to be peer pressured into the naked dancing/group make out that transpired last night
I'm to the point of desperation where I stare at customers penis imprints through their pants all day
I pack a first-aid kit when I DD for you. What does that tell you about your partying? For what I see and do, paying my food and gas for the night is a goddamn BARGAIN.
Why were you naked on your bathroom floor?
It was a "get entirely naked to take a shit" kind of blackout I think.
You have a full penis tattoo of a cobra fighting a mongoose, don't you?
I've decided it's okay if I take a pregnancy test every month. Then I can be like, "Good job, self, way to not procreate this month!"
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